"I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR."
"Yeah and I can get another midget too"
"No, you are a hallucination, brought on by alcohol. Russian Vodka, poisoned by Chernobyl"
"I don't want to sleep with Fuller. You know about him, he wets the bed. He'll pee all over me, I know it"
"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" Auntie Chris if you're out there in snowy Alberta reading this here's a related image for you...
I'm signing off. Merry Christmas one and all...
See you for a Boxing day skate
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